All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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