I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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