Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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