Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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