she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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