sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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