today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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