Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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