you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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