windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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