Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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