What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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