like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
