Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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