If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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