haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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