Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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