Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you would pick up someone in the library
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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