they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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