i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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