I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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