I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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