Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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