I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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