question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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