Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i think i just lost a toe
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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