Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
