yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So much Jack, so little girl.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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