spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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