Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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