id be glad to
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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