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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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