I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so explain again why im purple
no
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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