Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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