pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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