Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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