I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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