yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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