So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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