: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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