I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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