Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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