yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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