I'm going to jail i love you
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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