I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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