so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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