Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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