i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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