I don't think brook has ever known best
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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