I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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