It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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