wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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