sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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