gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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